True Story Comedy Podcast
True Story Comedy Podcast

Just Dan

Just Dan was born in a very strict Wiccan orphanage. He was raised on a diet consisting mostly of wild berries and earthworms. Sadly, Just Dan wasn’t allowed to play with balloons or anything balloon shaped. He raised hummingbirds and sold them to local schools. When he turned 13, he was forced into an arranged marriage with three housekeepers. During this time, he was encouraged to hone my skills as a wedding dress seamstress. By 14 he was sold to a travelling Vietnamese pole vaulting dance crew. It was during this time when realized he had the gift of lizard training/animal husbandry.

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