Just Dan was born in a very strict Wiccan orphanage. He was raised on a diet consisting mostly of wild berries and earthworms. Sadly, Just Dan wasn’t allowed to play with balloons or anything balloon shaped. He raised hummingbirds and sold them to local schools. When he turned 13, he […]
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No one knows the origins of Thaddeus, as much equal part gypsy as drifter, only the cries of wide eyed single mothers and lonely barmaids are graced in his wake. His perpetual connotation towards life lead some to often whisper tales and sing sonnets in his after glow. He once […]
Authored by the winners of our contest “Write Our Bio” Thomas “Turtle” Bennett & Elijah “Admiral Poop Nose” Fischer Sal “Semantics Potatoes” Rosenberg was born in Denver, CO to two loving parents sometime in the 1970’s. Sal was born into an unfortunate cities NFL franchise. He has a deep […]